Post by Kyern on Apr 10, 2008 18:34:32 GMT -7
Kyern walked along the library walls scanning the shelves for any titles hinting towards demonlogy or excercism. Of course he proabley wouldn't have to be wasting away his time in the library looking for a book to remove a stupid demon from his house if he had only just not have touched the cross like the note said.
To explain the entire situation you would have to go back to the prevous Tuesday (about five days ago) and you would have had to know what events took place for you too understand the situation. So going back five days ago we come up to Kyern who has know just woken up from his hibernation. For you see all Immortals to remain immortal have to sleep for 100 days every 100 years and voila they remain immortal.
So Kyern just wakes up from one of these naps and when you've been gone for 100 days the mail really starts too pile up so naturally the first thing that comes first is to get the mail and look through it all.
Although this year Kyern seemed to be just the most popular person in all of the Warriors Crater as he had gotten an unaturally large amount of mail (about 143 letters, 45 parcels, and about 24 packages with objects bigger than his head in them) So he begins the very long and tiresome reading of all of the letters. About three days later he finally grabs for the third last mailed item which is a parcel with a note on it. Of course when you've just gone through 143 letters, 24 packages and 43 parcels you tend to ignore the big, huge, unoticable warnings that just so happen to say "Do not touch the CROSS" and when you see the letter you just pick it up and through it in the trash can and you set too work opening the wrapping and getting down to the present.
So when it appears to be a cross and you pick it up and you all can guess the rest. He releases a Spirit of torture and annoyance and it sets itself to doing all of the things to drive Kyern crazy as fast as it can. And theres only so much you can take before you stomp of screaming and yelling in the middle of the night too the library to find a spell of hex to remove or KILL the pesky spirit once and for all so that you can concentrate and actually make the pancakes you want without having a spirit toss in the egg shells, garlic salt, tea, sugar, jasmine, chili powder, fish bones, and rock crystals and doing all of this while distracting you by flying around your swrods, arrows, axes, knives, spears, chairs, and even the plates just to make you scream in the end when your pancakes taste revulting and you can't sit down or eat properly because the chair is floating around and you have to chase the plate your pancakes are on.
Did everyone get all of that, so thats the situation so far and Kyern was DETERMINED to find the spell book or ANYTHING too remove the spirit\demon\annoyance\tauting f***k\ invisible foe\ horror of all horrors\etc.
Kyern turned and began walking through the next aisle. At least the spirit is trapped in my house he thought with a smile and a little leap of joy in his heart. Just gotta find that book!
To explain the entire situation you would have to go back to the prevous Tuesday (about five days ago) and you would have had to know what events took place for you too understand the situation. So going back five days ago we come up to Kyern who has know just woken up from his hibernation. For you see all Immortals to remain immortal have to sleep for 100 days every 100 years and voila they remain immortal.
So Kyern just wakes up from one of these naps and when you've been gone for 100 days the mail really starts too pile up so naturally the first thing that comes first is to get the mail and look through it all.
Although this year Kyern seemed to be just the most popular person in all of the Warriors Crater as he had gotten an unaturally large amount of mail (about 143 letters, 45 parcels, and about 24 packages with objects bigger than his head in them) So he begins the very long and tiresome reading of all of the letters. About three days later he finally grabs for the third last mailed item which is a parcel with a note on it. Of course when you've just gone through 143 letters, 24 packages and 43 parcels you tend to ignore the big, huge, unoticable warnings that just so happen to say "Do not touch the CROSS" and when you see the letter you just pick it up and through it in the trash can and you set too work opening the wrapping and getting down to the present.
So when it appears to be a cross and you pick it up and you all can guess the rest. He releases a Spirit of torture and annoyance and it sets itself to doing all of the things to drive Kyern crazy as fast as it can. And theres only so much you can take before you stomp of screaming and yelling in the middle of the night too the library to find a spell of hex to remove or KILL the pesky spirit once and for all so that you can concentrate and actually make the pancakes you want without having a spirit toss in the egg shells, garlic salt, tea, sugar, jasmine, chili powder, fish bones, and rock crystals and doing all of this while distracting you by flying around your swrods, arrows, axes, knives, spears, chairs, and even the plates just to make you scream in the end when your pancakes taste revulting and you can't sit down or eat properly because the chair is floating around and you have to chase the plate your pancakes are on.
Did everyone get all of that, so thats the situation so far and Kyern was DETERMINED to find the spell book or ANYTHING too remove the spirit\demon\annoyance\tauting f***k\ invisible foe\ horror of all horrors\etc.
Kyern turned and began walking through the next aisle. At least the spirit is trapped in my house he thought with a smile and a little leap of joy in his heart. Just gotta find that book!